sherlockis-actually-a-girls-name:

eatsleepcrap:

gumballsofdoom:

eatsleepcrap:

taleasoldastimelords:

eatsleepcrap:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What

No eye deer!!!

Now what do you call a person with no eyes?

No eye person

Kevin

fuck you

(via deanandsherlockinthetardis)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

speightstiel:

buttspeightjr:

i like that the SPN description on Netflix is ‘Siblings Dean and Sam crisscross the country, investigating paranormal activity and picking fights with demons, ghosts, and monsters’

picking fights

it makes it sounds like the demons, ghosts, and monsters are like just hanging out and all of a sudden dean and sam show up and like bug the shit out of them

“hey wendigo, nice wig, what’s it made of?”

“YOUR DEAD MOM’S CHEST HAIR”

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(Source: geargie, via deanandsherlockinthetardis)

butmyopinionisright:

that-kid-erin:

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

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this is my whole life.

This. A thousand times this.

(Source: pornstarch, via castielcoholic)

egobus:

Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint  

egobus:

Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint  

(via my-chemical-sass)

James Potter and His Adventures in the Muggle World

jamespotterstolemyknickers:

Prompt: Ultrasounds (u know around the time Lily was pregnant

Given by jamespottersd

Yes, ultrasound machines were invented before late seventies/ early eighties and no I didn’t really check much after that

Doctor Descartes was a short woman who seemed to be in her late forties with a greying bob and a toothy smile.

James never liked healers and he liked muggle doctors even less- why do they stab you with needles insisting it’s going to make you feel better? And why in the name of Merlin and Circe do they need to cut you open?

He held on tightly to Lily’s hand as they walked through the pristine white halls behind the woman. He’d never been to a muggle hospital before. Well, he had- twice actually- but those two times he was in immense pain and did not give his surroundings two hoots. Lily had insisted they go to one after things in the Wizarding world took a turn for the worst. For once in his life he had agreed to come to this stupid place that smelt like bleach and made his nose itch.

Lily’s fingers were interwoven with his while her other hand rested on the noticeable bump on her tummy as they followed the older women through a series of corridors that all looked the same to James. Finally, after what seemed liked hours to James, they stopped in front of a door.

Doctor Descartes turned to Lily and said, “Would you like your husband inside with you? He can always wait out here,” she said, pointing to the row of hard backed plastic chairs that James guessed that all hospitals- both muggle and wizarding alike- seemed to have.

Lily shook her head. “No, I want him inside.”

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