last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
I BEGAN SINGING THIS AS TO THE TUNE OF “LAST CHRISTMAS” AND THEN GOT REALLY CONFUSED.
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
Geoff’s mustache is now as long as three buses
he has the part as Rapunzel in the newest musical for broadway
Achievement Knievel XXX consists of jumping over three buses and Geoff’s moustache. They have yet to land it. Ryan is still in the air. The jet has exploded. All hope is lost.